2009 Bears Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their...
View ArticleTo Everything – Return, Return, Return
Update: 8/25 Many of us play in leagues where kick and punt return yards count for fake points that could translate into real money or a false sense of happiness. But how much stake do you put into...
View ArticleHe’s Just Not That Into You
Eradicator: “Dude, it’s OVER!” Me: “What are you talking about? What’s over?” Eradicator: “Everything men have been talking about for centuries; it’s all been washed away by keystrokes. This woman...
View ArticleSlaton’s Slippy Fingers Slam Owners Onto Slag Heap
Steve Slaton has had troubles fumbling all season. Wait, he hasn’t had any trouble fumbling; he has perfected the craft which led to him being benched early on in yesterday’s win over Buffalo....
View ArticleShoot Gonzo Out Of A Cannon And Into Your Free Agent Pool
Anthony Gonzalez: He had a little surgery the other day. You know, they just scraped around inside his body to see what was up. He’s been out since the beginning of time and you have held onto him...
View ArticleTarget(s) Practice
Davone Bess-clearly the “Bess” receiver on the team, the man with the predator locks has emerged as a confident, productive receiver over the past few weeks. Bess was fourth in the league last week...
View ArticleInjury Report For Duty
Mike Sims-Walker has been downgraded to doubtful. I don’t doubt that he is real or anything, but I doubt that he’ll play in a nice matchup at home. You have to downgrade Garrard even though MSW was...
View ArticleBrett Favre’s Cankle
The Super Bowl is near and as usual I’m ready for it way before it starts. I’ve tried my best to stay away from the hype, but it will be hard come the weekend. I really want to hear more about how...
View ArticleDevin Aromashodu: 2010 Fantasy Sleeper
I can’t speak to the job security of Mike Martz and the rest of the Chicago Bears coaching staff after this season, but I can speak for the results of Mr. Martz’s offensive scheme and that is a lot of...
View Article2010 Chicago Bears Fantasy Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team blogs and featuring their...
View ArticleAverage Draft Position Comparison
Sometimes I just take for granted that whatever Average Draft Position list I am looking at, is going to be somewhat similar to the other ADP lists, but of course that’s not the case. A lot depends on...
View ArticleFantasy Fantasy Football Draft
You know how you are supposed to visualize yourself doing great things and through the magic of positive thinking you do those things? Well, that’s crap, but let’s take that crap and compost it and...
View ArticleFantasy Football Draft Targets Rounds 7-13
I was asked by my main man Marv who I thought was flying under the radar in the 7th and 8th rounds this season. It’s hard for me to see anyone actually flying under the radar since I am so ingrained...
View ArticleKick and Punt Return League Targets
Many leagues give points for return yards, which I can get behind, but only to a point, and really this has nothing to do with this post so I will continue. Points for punt and kick return yards are...
View ArticleTarget(s) Practice
Is it just me or is trying to guess what fully independent adults’ will do against other fully independent adults on Sundays getting more difficult? It seems like those who drafted well are getting...
View ArticleTarget(s) Practice
Long-term, Short-term, and Stop-gap Action Mike X. Williams-the X-man gashed up the gummy bears last week, torching them for ten catches and 123 yards on a monstrous 15 targets. Second in all receiver...
View Article2011 Chicago Bears Fantasy Football Preview
We at Razzball realize that exporting our views across the country has damaging consequences on the blogosphere. To help make amends, we are reaching out to leading team writers and ask for answers to...
View ArticleMad Martz Knocks Down Knox
There are plenty of players hurting this preseason. We are going to overreact in some cases and underreact in others. So just keep that in mind and proceed with caution. Johnny Knox: He has officially...
View ArticlePreseason Making Tight Ends Meet
We’ve seen some risers already this preseason. Most notably for me is Stevan Ridley, but I’m getting excited about the depth at tight end I’m seeing this preseason and in practices. I don’t think we’ll...
View ArticleTarget(s) Practice
Hey gang. This is the first week in a while that we are finally sans bye week. No one is off limits and your only problem is figuring out whom to bench. Let the games begin! Week Niner…Are You...
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